The only booze I drink should be the one I made

I figured something out. I don't want to be doing weed long term because it's got all these negative side effects. Booze is not so great either because number one it's hella expensive, number two you have to buy stuff you don't know how it's made and three bleh, it's not that great, you know?

So I've decided to come with a solution: what if I drank, but only the one I made by myself, my own brews. Like some people don't eat food cooked by anybody else, I'll drink only self-brewed booze. That way I save hella lotta monies on the booze, I maintain quality control, and then I can also impress friends and family with my exciting brews. It's so lovely, the whole thing.