Twenty things, because this needs to have been done yesterday

1.  Jalapeno sauce
   
   
2. The Japanese flag
   
   
3. Ships
   
   
4. Sympathy
   
   
5. Earthmoving equipment
   
   
6. Losing all your money
   
   
7. Propaganda
   
   
8. Schadenfreude
   
   
9. Falling in love way too easily
   
   
10. Wearing your heart on your sleeves
    
    
11. Accidentally running 50 miles because you quit your addiction
    
    
12. Working like an ox
    
    
13. Confusion
    
    
14. Acting
    
    
15. Band
    
    
16. Nevada
    
    
17. Mountains
    
    
18. Noserings
    
    
19. Bright red lipstick
    
    
20. "Dino-prick"