Dear lord technoking, inventor of electricity, public health, modern finance and other innumerable great contributions to humanity,
Your kindness and generosity is infinite. You have brought us humans the fire from the gods and the gods didn't even notice it! Your wily is incomparable in known creation. Your intelligence is without a second. Your wit is a matter of legends. Your courage inspires the most hardcore of heroes.
Anywho, your latest grand strategy to burn the shorts, haters and dislikers of free speech has been clearly the battle where you've been challenged for the first time in eons, and we can see victory for you right on the horizon. You inspire us with your leadership, we are proud to be your foot soldiers. With that in mind, lord elon, we beg you to consider the full implications of your actions and activities, vis-a-vis the price level of your greatest contribution to humanity: the tesla motor corporation. While it is obviously part of your grand plan, we wanted to inform you that you might not understand the plight of mere mortals, as we have spent a large portion of our earnings and wealth in the stock value and your actions are causing collateral damage to your most loyal servants.
So we beg you lord Elon, to spare our forces and have the tesla stock come back up so we may contribute to your fights with all our energies.
Sincerely your servants
Followers of great muskism
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