Q: What is that giant creature right on the main street, tall as an office building, heavy as four elephants, that's disrupting traffic and swatting away minor drones?
A: The the time of reporting, we have identified an unnamed animal disrupting traffic in downtown and have deployed personnel to clear the road. Reports of the animal's size and appetite are varying, but we will take this opportunity to remind the public to not feed any wild animals or try petting them, as they could be vicious or rabid. Please contact your local animal control in case you encounter such creatures.
Q: Is it true that the animal is an escapee from the new genetic-engineering lab, possibly a dinosaur?
A: Authorities at the Greater DinoLand Genetic Research Park have not reported an escape from their enclosures at this point, but we are exploring the matter further. Having said that please be informed that wild animals are often not violent by themselves unless provoked, and even then have limited appetite for violence unless they are driven into a fugue state by attacking them. In addition, we have been informed by the park authorities in the park that sufficient animal containment systems, including massive ditches, have been deployed that make the escape from enclosure unlikely, and escape to the community almost impossible.
Q: What's with the smoke coming out from the nearby nuclear power plant?
A: There are rumors floating online that creatures escaped from the genetic lab have found themselves in the nuclear power station and have gained super powers. We will use this opportunity to remind the public that this is not how biology or physics works, so the so-claimed abilities are not only impossible, the poor creatures are probably suffering from painful radiation sickness if they did indeed encounter harmful dosage of radiation.
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