Frequently asked questions about living in our all-natural organic commune

Q: How can we contribute to the post-revolution commune?
A: In any way possible! You can be a teacher teaching 12th century musical instrument making to 9 yearolds, you can be a public librarian, along with ten thousand other volunteers who want to do the same, and you can also join the various poetry collectives -- our commune has a record 1.3 poetry collective per citizen. There are also alternative viable options if you're so inclined, you can choose to be a counter-revolutionary, a CIA agent, a capitalist, or a neoliberal trying to undermine the commune, if that suits your interests.

Q: How is anybody getting paid?
A: Nobody gets paid in the commune. Alternatively, everybody gets paid the same, no matter how high they were born, or how rich their parents might have been. We value all human beings equally here, regardless of their connections or reach. Which is why our thirty seven basket makers are paid the same hourly wage neurosurgeons here.

Q: Why is there so much sickness and disease in the commune?
A: While the commune may be experiencing a slight increase in negative health outcomes at the present moment, this is not of serious concern to anybody. Humans have lived for thousands of years without overpaid doctors sucking blood and sweat out of poor citizens who will save precious human life only for money and put a value on human life. We are confident we can maintain the stable community without such unfairness. Commune members may be able to distract themselves, as they are cured from their ailments by natural processes, through perusing live poetry, musical performance, theater and other artistic endeavors.

Q: Why are there so many youtubers and tiktokers here?
A: Because at the commune we allow our members to do whatever they want to, and it turns out the younger demographic prefers to be in those occupations. So we have a high ratio of similar broadcasters versus persons who are in higher need, in manual labor more specifically. We are confident however that this problem is self-solving, as the higher need of manual work will encourage individuals with kindness and generosity in their hearts to take up those vocations.