Brown rice is the freakin' worst, it's just like white rice but tastes worse and has better marketing

 Exactly what the title says. I'm sick and tired of brown rice, it's so hard to cook, doesn't taste good, terrible to chew on, takes forever to cook, and apparently isn't that much better than regular rice in nutrition. Which means it's a bit of a scam, isn't it, to feed yourself less than ideal rice only because you're too lazy to work out or be involved in physical activities? It's terrible, doesn't do anything good to the mood either.