Frequently asked questions about what's happening at the office

Q: Who are the people outside our doors?
A: They are the building management, please do not be concerned and keep your daily activities ongoing.

Q: Why has trash collection stopped?
A: Due to the company's disagreement with the building owners, we are currently undergoing negotiations on the status of our stay and in the interim they have decided to halt trash management to pause as a leverage in negotiations. Please manage your trash by yourself, you can save the company millions of dollars by supporting us in this situation.

Q: What about the news articles concerning the company vis-a-vis our business partners?
A: It is true that we are renegotiating all the existing contracts, because the previous management was so careless with issues of finance, the contracts were not optimized in our favor and third parties were taking advantage of us. Now that the cash situation has gotten quite complex and tight due to larger macroeconmic environment it is time for us to reduce our footprint, and use this opportunity to decrease the amount we owe to our suppliers.

Q: Are we going bankrupt?
A: Possibly. But if you don't work weekends, evenings and holidays, and work less than 90 hours a week, we WILL definitely go bankrupt, so make sure you destroy your life in favor of the company, or else...

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