Q: Where, exactly, is.our.money?
A: Your money is safe in our reserves, open for withdrawal at any time pending minor technical issues?
Q: Why have the withdrawals been stopped for the last two months?
A: We have encountered technical issues around the withdrawal process, but the other parts of the operation are operating well, including depositing and gaining interest on the reserves. So stay assured that your money is safe and earning itself more money, compounding your savings into hundreds of times its original value. You just have to be patient!
Q: What about the talk of bankruptcy that's running about in the media?
A: It's all FUD. People who are envious of your great wealth and the opportunity you got to invest in this incredible opportunity have been spreading this conspiratorial worldview that our project is fake and doesn't generate real returns. They are lies, goddamned lies and nothing could be further from the truth. We are stable, guaranteed to provide promised returns and make all our investors wealthy beyond wildest dreams.
Q: What about the news of the founder escaping to a safe country?
A: Our founder has business interests associated with the organization all over the world. He is currently in the remote island as a part of the project, growing your gains and making you even richer, do not be concerned about the matter!
Q: Is there an arrest warrant against the top executives of the company, and what are the implications of it?
A: It has been learned that the government has issued arrest warrant against some of the top executives of the company and there are various implications of it. What you need to understand is that those are some bad apples who are giving the company a bad name, so do not be concerned, we guarantee that your money is in safe hands, please provide us all of your liquid savings, in a limited time offer we will triple your investments in three months!
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