Careless ghosts

Ghosts are crazy people, if you don't know them. They walk through the walls giving no fucks, scare the shit out of whoever will appear in front of them, don't care about the monetary value of the houses and places they're haunting, and are careless with their body parts. If you're a goddamn ethereal appearance who's got superpowers humans can only dream of, maybe consider keeping proper log of where you head is. It should be embarrassing to be such a powerful entity and openly admit that they lost their head. Nawh you didn't lose it, you just misplaced it if you just carefully look around you can definitely find it again. Just check underneath the couch below the dining table and one of those higher shelves in the kitchen. It's hard to remember putting an extra head up there at time of convenience because you can't bring yourself to that  mindset but if you're like that definitely consider keeping tracker in all of your body  parts.

Still someone who doesn't need food to sustain and doesn't need anything to keep themselves in arm as well as scaring the most powerful people should have a better station in life. More friends bigger networks less accountability. It would blur suspicious activities.