How do I write a rap?

I've written a bazillion times here before about how I want to write a rap, how I should write a rap, how rap is modern poetry, how all my cool friends are doing it. And it goes nowhere, not one goddamn time has anything ever come out of my interest in writing rap. Maybe I'm not edgy enough. Maybe the topics I identify with are the ones that literally nobody feels strongly about. Truth be told, there's no burning feelings and emotions you know the sort that drive great poets and rappers and writers to create, inside my heart either, it's just mildly burning ember if you can even call it that, there's a tame orange glow but the heat's not there. That's not what enflames the hearts of the fans, is it?

The other reason is I dunno how rhyming works etcetera. Man I gotta get myself a rap writing teacher. And an acting teacher, take intro course to acting, where do I find one. And always wanted to take dance courses too. Ugh so much to doo, so little ti---motivation.