Frequently asked questions about the guy waiting outside the office gates

Q. Who's the guy waiting outside the gates?

A. He is the boyfriend of one of the employees in the office and not much to be worried about. We are told by reliable sources he is completely harmless, do not worry about him!


Q. Why is the guy cooking... and setting things on fire in front of the reception?

A. Do not be overly concerned people of the office! He is there with the management's knowledge and permission, and all of his activities have been officially santimed. We are informed he is making caramelized dessert for the office as a token of appreciation to everyone here!
 

Q. Why is he doing stuff_.. in the employee kitchen.. he is not employed here anymore, what gives him the permission to do all of that?

A- He is doing the dishes people! Leave Andy alone! Says Erin! He's just a guest here and wont bother nobody so can everybody please stop freaking the fuck out and chill and take this like normal people? Yeah? Thank You!

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