Face Book is. Da. Worst.
I said it in 2011 when I deleted my primary facebook account, I said the same in 2013 when the remaining account was killed, I kept saying it in 2018 when the facebook documentary came out, and I'm saying it now in 2021 when the facebook papers have been released. It is literally. Crap. Evil. An extension of Fuckerburg's dong, if you may. Hellhound. Gross. Disgusting. I don't want to pick up fights with friends or general acquaintances but I'd very much not at all hire people who've worked at the evil megacorp in the past. Not even get past through the resume phase because yuck. People who will shut the fuck up when they see bad things happening right in front of their eyes are not people you want to be friends with, or even know. They will not be there for you, or anybody you care for. If I worked for facebook right now, I'd ask for a solid 50% raise, or else....Because maaan it must be so hard to justify working for that shitty culture you know, no matter how much money they pay you. I guess though some people don't have souls and that must help. Aaahh what pleasurable situation to be a heartless monster.
But all principles have their prices, and so do I. If facebook offered me, for the exact same position and the level of work I'm putting in right now, ten times the salary I'm paid, I'd join the company. Though not after a hefty no-strings-attached starting bonus. And a whole fucktun more if they want me to put in more effort. Because babe, you want me to put my time energy and mindspace to your bullshit evil genocidal organization? Pay me a literal fuckton billions and billions because my conscience is not cheap. Etcetera.
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