Real shit grocery list

  1. Red hot nachos
  2. Garlic
  3. Ginger
  4. Realll spicy chilli pepper
  5. Beans, lots of beans
  6. Milk, the regular kind
  7. Cheese, soo much cheese
  8. Extra-carbonated fizzy water
  9. Peanut-based dishes
  10. Beer
  11. MiraLax
  12. Extra large cup of double-espresso
  13. Very oily food
  14. Lots of sweets
  15. Pushy in-laws
  16. A weak stomach
  17. Raw veggies, washed improperly
  18. Undercooked chicken
  19. Mushy brussels sprouts
  20. Black salt

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