Q: Is the service actually free?
A: Yes, the service is totally and completely free, we will never ask you to ever put in any amount of money whatsoever, no matter how often you use our service. The more you use it the better! Feel free to put in all your images and videos and texts, all your feelings and emotions into the service, we won't say a peep! We'll even encourage you!
Q: Will you charge people I invite to the service?
A: Never, ever! It's free for everybody, forever, to use. For free of cost, always. Just go wild, have fun, and don't worry about the money, because you won't need it with our service.
Q: So what's the catch?
A; What catch? There's on catch! We're offering our service to you at free of charge, so you may talk to your friends family, acquaintance, enemies, frenemies, crushes, lovers, creeps, all for free of charge.
Q: How do you make money?
A: By selling you out. By treating you like a piece of shit, and decomposing you, breaking you down to pieces and selling each individual piece of you do scammers, foreign governments, crappy companies, shady people, and generally mostly criminal enterprises who don't even have anything to do with you. Because remember, this is FREE of cost to you, so don't worry, has anybody else given anything else free of cost to you? No right! But we are! So be thankful and stop asking stupid questions, alright?
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