Five Bizarre fictional scenarios

  1. Harry Potter shows up to the Folsom Street Festival with one of the wizards from the waverly place, or like a male friend of Sabrina the teenage. People recognize him and confusion ensues, the wizarding media goes bonkers.

  2. The guy from 1984, Winston, it turns out was the perfectly suitable guy to work in the authoritarian government, not stupid enough to buy into all the propaganda, ballsy enough to actually try to foment an insurrection but not intelligent enough to actually mount a full-on rebellion against the Big Brother, and sensible enough that he knows that any sort of funny business will be immediately detected and he'll be sent to the camps, for good this time. He progresses through the upper echelons of the party machinery, marries that woman who he doesn't love anymore, they have a very boring marriage during which they both cheat on their partners, and the children are very cynical about the way the world works.

  3. Michael from The Office takes up skiing discovers he's really really good at it just like with ice-skating, does it more often until he can participate in amateur competitions. Things progress and he start taking up mountaineering as a hobby, travels internationally to climb mountains, and makes a bit of money off of that. Unfortunately dies during a freak snowstorm on Mt. Kilimnajaro.

  4. You know like, fight club? Well it turns out there WERE two guys, it was just the Helena Bonhem Carter's character who was deluded and confused, along with everybody else. The bad guy goes to prison for imprisoning and doing bad things with the good guy, and also causing all the death and destruction yadda yadda yada, the good guy comes out of therapy after a few years and goes back into the finance industry, much more cynical about the world. He is one of the causes of the 2008 recession.

  5. Scooby Doo but in 2021, and they go solve unsolved crimes in the Rust belt towns, where conservatives will try to drive them away because of their new black group member.

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