Ten things to consider

  1.  "Like maan, what if your red and my red are different and what you think of as red, is actually my blue, yannow, it'd be so messed up"

  2. "So apparently when we see something we're seeing it in the past, wonder what would happen if we could somehow know what's happening with those objects in the future? It's like time travel!"

  3. Did you know that an average human male thinks of sex once every seven seconds? By the time you're done with this page, you've thought of sex about ten times.

  4. Ants can carry two hundred times their body weight on their backs. That's like a human being carrying a car. Or an elephant carrying the Space Shuttle. Or a Blue Whale carrying the entire fuckin' planet, maaan. Wild, right

  5. Humans are not the first animals to make tools. We think animals and apes use tools all the time to poke each other, specially in the ear, and annoy the fuck outta others.

  6. The human circulatory system, if it was used to pump water in houses, would make a very lousy pump, even though it can keep us alive. Wild, right?

  7. That an average human being swallows two pounds of spiders, and seven pounds of ants through the course of the their life while sleeping.

  8. That Romans invented the concept of waiting in the line for the restroom, and using the other gender's rooms when things got too desperate.

  9. What if like, we all decided to live in peace and harmony, maaang.

  10. You cannot sneeze and piss t the same time.

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