Mark and Jez, sitting and talking?

Note for future me: I'm writing all of this in mid-November because I feel bad about not writing a thing during my VA trip.

Is it not
Suspicious?
That Jez
Jeremy, old J-dawg
Somehow always
Ends up suggesting
Something unusual
With his old pal
Often as a joke
But is it really
When it is
Quite a pattern
That they do
Things that are
Sexual in nature?
Is it curious
That the bored jez
All he wants
To do with
Fusty old mark
When there is
nothing better
To do,
Is to
dare I say
Do him?
Kidding,
But oh really,
as he says?

Jez oh jez
What a dirty old
Dawg you are
You may have
Pulled Jez
But Mark
You can't
For he's given
His heart
To the King
Alan Johnson,
Hah!