As a sign of how low things have gotten, what excites me the most is the tingly bodywash from Trader Joe's

 Incredibly boring life has gotten, it has. One of the more interesting things happening in my life has been the tea tingle bodywash, which gives me a tingly cool feeling downstairs when taking a nice shower. The one downside of it is that there's not enough later, it doesn't spread. So now I use two bodywashes: one for the body, and one of the bottom, for the tingle. Which means that I'm using four liquid products while showering now: two bodywashes -- the regular for the body, and the tea tingle for the bottom, shampoo, and the facewash. Oh not to mention the moisturizer that's put on right after. I've got a morning moisturizer...which includes spf30, and evening moisturizer, which doesn't but makes my skin feel really really soft. And that's the most exciting thing to be happening to me right now.