My (fake) thoughts on the latest scientific achievements

So, you've come to this blog to read my thoughts on the latest scientific achievement or discovery that's been all over the news that all the venture bros are flippin' excited about. Welcome!

You are right that the incredibly exciting scientific discovery or invention, perhaps even a revelation, that has caught the world by surprise is as big as they're making it out to be! It's going to upend how human society has worked at a fundamental level. Up will be down, down will be up! North will be east, and South will be West! Wild things! The future is going to be completely different and unpredicted.

This solves all of our current problems! Poverty? Bam! This discovery solves that! World hunger! Solved! Warfare! Not. A. Problemo. Anymore! Corruption? Gone! Just like that! That's how impactful the achievement is, and we must thank the scientists and engineers who worked to make it happen!

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