Q: Are bananas the tool of capitalist oppression?
A: Absolutely, and we will be considered victors only, and only when, we finally defeat all the banana sales and transportation in the entire world.
Q: Can you eat bananas if you grow them yourself?
A: Not if you grow them where they don't like being grown! You are allowed to eat bananas grown only in tropical and sub-tropical climates!
Q: So if I'm in the right climate zone, and I plant my own bananas, am I allowed to eat those in our post-capitalist society?
A: Nuh uh not so fast you feudalist pig! You thing you can take advantage of servants and serfs and child labor to pick 'em up for you so you can feed off their labor? Not at all! You're allowed to eat, only if you grow them, in the right environment, and climb the tree by yourself to pick the bananas. That is the only way to ethically consume bananae in our socialist utopia!
Q: But what if I'm unable to climb the tree?
A: We do consider the fact that not everybody may have physical ability to climb the tree. In that case, only a socialist collective member, who's actively involved and aware of labor rights issue, and the dynamic between them, the laborer, and you the value-extractor, is allowed to pick the bananas in your stead. Additionally, they must be provided at least 20 minutes of rest before and after, two square meals, and air-conditioned lodgings before and after for the act of labor.
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