Crying babies

They say babies cry not because they have nothing better to do, or to make their breathing easier, but because they're so traumatized by the act of being born of leaving whatever great cosmic place they were at having a great time and be thrust into the crappy physical sad painful existence here on Earth. The more they grow up, the more the trauma eats away at their memories until they remember no more of their former existence while they become new humans they also lose whatever identities they may have previously held forever.

An alternate theory suggests that babies can see ghosts and spirits much like dogs and cats their cries are just cries of fear that's misread. As they grow older their extrasensory perception declines and so does crying. It is said some artists and people as such can still have those visions beyond their infant years which is where the inspiration for their art comes from.

There's no way to tell, people.

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