Pervy pervert

I take offense,
He says,
In that what I said was perverted,
While yes, everything else
That was said was filled
With long...ing innuendo
And suggestive remarks
That particular statement
Was free of any such baggage,
And may have been the least
Sexually charged thing
That was said,
And therefore
On technical grounds,
I win.

I win.
I win,
He says,
Going down
As the ship
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K
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glugluglug.
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