Q: Can the killdozer run faster than the fastest horse, can it race against the air, compete against light?
A: Yes, yes and absolutely yes, it can do anything you desire, and so much more, all you need to do sweety is right that sweet sweet check for your entire year of earnings and all of your problems will be solved okay, people will finally start liking you why don't you stop hurting yourself by overthinking and just give me the goddamn monies!?
Q: Can the killdozer fly, what other super interesting innovations and powers does it have?
A: Oh yeah, it can fly like a bird, it can swim...also like a bird...a goose, and it can go underwater like a submarine. And if you are a superhero, you can take it to a fight and use it to protect yourself against your enemies, or just throw it against them, don't think about what it can and cannot do and just give us your money, alrighty honey?
Q: Can the killdozer drive by itself?
A: As we've stated before,t he killdozer is powered by the spirits of the greatest drivers and engineers the world ever saw, so it's like a bazillion times a better driver than the best driver you will have ever known, and oh definitely better than you lol if you know what I mean so why don't you stop worrying about it all and give me all your money and all of your troubles will suddenly go away inside the killdozer, alright, don't think, just click that's our motto!
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