When do you think you'll be back by? What? You sure? Isn't it kinda early to be back, on a Friday night? You said you were going out with friends! Women friends too no or just a bunch of you guys? You guys have fuuun, you're young meet a bunch of nice young women, hang out with them! What's that? Who've you been listening to, it's not like that! Yeah yeah I saw that coming a long time ago buddy! You want me to introduce you to lovely young ladies!? I know a few, yeah, Mrs. D'Souza said her daughter was back from college, and she and her friends are in town for a couple of days! I hear they're single too! They'll love you boys, y'all are handsome and outgoing and not criminals, you guys will get along so fine!
No, no, listen to me, it's going to be good, don't worry about that, women are just like guys okay, they're just like your friends, talk to them like you do with me or your Aunt Mary! Listen to yourself, why do you talk to me like that! That's just...stop, stop it okay! Listen to me here, okay, listen to me I know your mother I've been your age your dad's been your age too we know what we're talking about okay, so just..just listen to me.... Technology schmectology doesn't matter they're girls and they want guys -- yeah fine fine, some of them want girls and that's whatever too -- but listen if you just talk to them nicely and be good it'll be -- who've you been talking to seriously we need to have a conversation about it, they're No, NO YOU listen to me they're just like your friends okay, some of them are after nerdy guys some of them are after whatever, jocks right, but you like your kind of women too right, it's all like that! NO, they're not like that, why-- why--- are you after only rich women too and would you see only rich women too? If you wouldn't then neither would they, they want to be happy too, they are they are people too okay, you listening to me there? Yeah, you heard that right, the girls are like you guys and they just want someone nice to talk to and hang out and dates and whatever you folks are calling it these days, yeah yeah I know you've -- no, no I get it okay okay alright I'm not going to talk about that okay, but you know what I mean right, you should just be nice to them and see if they want to get coffee or drinks or whatever. Just coffee and conversation...get to know them... Don't be gross, don't talk to me like that, you're a grown up man already you're not a child anymore understand you're not a filthymouthed teenager anymore, and you know better than to talk to your own mother like that! Yes! And what do you say to that?!? Good, good, now only if you listened to what I had to say!
Oh what? You guys are not going out after all, huh. You want me to invite the girls over for some tea and video games? You guys have the new mario games, Mrs. D'Souza was saying they've been playing it all weekend long and she's tired of seeing those cartoon character driving and flying around those frilly flying or driving machines. Yeah, yeah, you ever play them? Yeah, well should I invite them or nah, because if you're going to be mean to them I'd rather not invite them. Okay, okay fine, promise me though you'll put on your best behavior. No, no, I want you to tell me, mom, I promise you I'll put on my best behavior. Yeah. Say it, say it out aloud, so if you break it later, you'll know you'll have broken your dear mother's heart! That's my boy see that wasn't too hard I'll just call them over they should be here soon, i'd just asked Mrs. D'Souza to come over this evening and bring the girls too. You young folks can play your games in the living room, we older ladies ...we'll do shop talk in the Kitchen, alright?
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