How the hell have I been sleeping so well lately?

 I'm in Virginia, and I've been sleeping real well lately, suspiciously well really given the circumstances. I go to sleep at 10pm which is 7pm Seattle time and get up at like 6am, aka 3am Seattle time. My body has adjusted to EST automatically with zero effort from me! How? Who knows such mysteries of nature. This is all doubly-triply suspicious because the mattress I'm sleeping on is quite...springy...as in the springs are very much there...and poke my back at a few times.

Maybe that's what I was missing on my quest for sound sleep, an uncomfortable mattress to humiliate my brain into sound sleep. The mysteries of the mind are unknowable.

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