Not the 'gram, no I won't

My dear miss,
Will you please
Stop telling me
Unconvincingly
to be on the place
where everyone's at
The land of the 'gram
Ruled by the evilest of bots
The zuckerbot?

It's not just
That I don't want
But you just can't
Can't can't can't
Write diatribes long
To just everybody
Who comes along?

Maan, where do I
Even begin
I want to reply
But I can't
Because you're stuck
With your annoying rant
About how cool
The gram is,
You know what
This will last
As long as
I'm not sick
And tired and bored.