Sorry for you loss

1. Sorry you lost all your money in an investment that promised you 2000% APY (so scientific!) over six months for 'high-yield high-tech investments'.
   
   
2. Sorry you lost access to all your money because you lost the password to your bank and there's nothing anybody can do about it.
   
   
3. Sorry you lost access to all your money because the thieves stole the password of your bank (the actual bank, not YOUR password to the bank) and drained all the invested money
   
   
4. Sorry you lost all your money because an 'exploit' that was actually perfectly legal and valid action 'drained' all the money from wherever it was stored.
   
   
5. Sorry you lost all your money because your moneylender pseudobank went bankrupt.
   
   
6. Sorry you lost all your money because your moneylender pseudobank refused to process due to 'unusually high exchange volumes'.
   
   
7. Sorry for your loss because your money that you tried cashing out became worthless because the intermediary exchange thing lost all its value.
   
   
8. Sorry you lost all your money because the pseudobank decided to do regulatory checks just as you'd made a lot of money and oops the info you input ten years ago wasn't exactly up-to-date and now they've expropriated your assets.
   
   
9. Sorry somebody stole your money pretending to be a cop.
   
   
10. Sorry your money lost value because nobody wants it anymore.