Some questions that arise as one spends one's days

1.  Who won the egghiding competition? (Easter, sigh)
   
   
2. Congrats on the couch with the legs?
   
   
3. Do you have anything besides the instruction manual in your freezer now that it's been six months of moving?
   
   
4. What did you have for dinner? no salty crackers and Oreos don't count as something.
   
   
5. How many beers can you drink and still be able to go to the gym?
   
   
6. Is it better if you're talking to multiple people with the same name? Efficiency?
   
   
7. What's a 'dinner' anyway?
   
   
8. Heyyyy maaan, you ever think how we look at the clouds, what if like, they're looking back at us, you know, trippy duuuude? Yeah it's 4/20 today
   
   
9. How many nights a week will we celebrate a friend's birthday?
   
   
10. Should I not sleep at all, or wake up super duper duper early?
    
    
11. Why do you even bother asking what barbershop, we all goto the same place, all of us to the same gd place?