7 things that aren't so very fun during the plane rides

1. The sneaky farts and burbs one must do to not disgust the seatmates
   
   
2. The holding of the piss and shit one must do to not bother those between you and the restroom a lot.
   
   
3. That annoying, irritating background hum
   
   
4. No place to put my head comfortably to nap, what's up with that!
   
   
5. Swollen feet!
   
   
6. Loud, talkative people
   
   
7. Backache and footache due to the uncomfortable economy seats!