It was the silliest of days yesterday, walk-wise. I planned to go on a walk in the morning, so dressed up heavily but got distracted by various things and headed out after 2. It was too hot for the cloth I was wearing so I just returned home after several blocks. Then I headed out again at around five-thirty-ish. I was chatting with jd and ak on the phone, and really excited with what was happening. Wasn't really listening to the state of my tummy and I let lose what I thought was a fart but it was poop so I uhhh lightly shit my pants again. Had to waddle back home, clean my shorts and underpants, set them out to dry, shower, and then go on a walk for the third goddamn time of the day.
And then I realized, because my tummy knows that time of the day is bathroom time, I should really be more careful to relieve myself before heading out, or if that's not relevant, make sure I'm not being careless with the release of various gases and losing control of my sphincter while trying to come up with witty responses because that might not end well.
ugh. what is even happening.
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