Frequently asked questions about the Prime Minister's agenda in China

Q: What is the agenda, exactly?
A: Well it's a very large document, with over a hundred separate points, so it's the large document with many unrelated things, more of a novel really. Or a wishlist if you will.

Q: What are the Prime Minister's goals with the China visit?
A: The prime minister's goal is to get all the points in the agenda agreed on by the Chinese officials, and ideally get them funded, in a matter that might resemble begging to some but no this is all nice and good and it doesn't involve any aspect of begging or panhandling, not at all.

Q: Wait, is the Prime Minister's China trip a begging opportunity?
A: Again, trip is nothing like a begging opportunity. Yes, we do have a wishlist, yes we have no money and aren't interested in loans, yes we hope and expect the Chinese restaurant to build roads buildings and bridges in the country, but this isn't begging. You have to be shabbily dressed and smell bad, plus put your hands out with a bowl to actually be begging. He won't be doing that in China.

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