Frequently asked questions about the big black bird in the sky that's really loud

Q: Is it the fighter jet that got out of captivity orrr?
A: It is NOT the fighter jet that was lost control of due to system errors, and not anybody's fault, not at all, that was just a very large eagle!

Q: Can I pick up the bits and bobs here and there that might be parts of it and sell to foreign governments?
A: Not at all.

Q: Was the reason you didn't detect it before, that it was too good for our defense and radar systems?
A: Maybe, we cannot really comment on the nature of performance of our defense or offense systems.

Q: Did you look under the couch?
A: The air force has not checked under everyone's collective couches for one of our most expensive and advanced assets, no, because we don't believe it's likely that we'll find those aircraft parts of them there.

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