Nine times Mark acted unusually stupid on Peep Show

1. When he tried to piss on the stew at the Mexican restaurant. It was the wrong way to do it (piss) but also the wrong means to protest.
   
   
2. What the hell was he thinking when he went with british london, when Super Hans is giving you legal advice you know you fucked up real bad
   
   
3. did he really really need to  cum in his pants on his 'encounter' with dobby at the supply room at work, and why the heck did he not try to clean it or pretend it was some sort of water or something else and not 'piss' like he told sophie and ian?
   
   
4. trying to run away from your own biological son's birthing is pretty silly yeah?
   
   
5. he was playing a pretty dangerous game with Callie the band fixer, and he should have not double-grossed Jez as he knew what a hoser that guy was anyway
   
   
6. was there really the need to call big suze 'horsey' and 'horse-faced'? i think not!
   
   
7. trying to separate April from her husband was a power move that, had mark had even a smidgen of realistic self-appraisal he so loves to pretend to have n excess of but as in very limited supplies, would never have worked out in mark's favor in the medium-to-long-term and Mark would have otherwise known that
   
   
8. when he duped his customer as a bathroom-fitting supplier, he didn't need to own up to his huste, and could have lied about how he had just met Jeremy in the parking lot.
   
   
9. waterboarding your coworker is never a good idea mark, no matter how hard you pretend to deny your involvement in it.