Garlic and gum

Garlic is good for the winter, it warms your your body up. It's not so great for the workplace environment because it stinks up your breath. Gum is bad for you since it attacks your teeth and has empty sugar calories in it. Gum is good for the workplace environment as it freshens up your breath. Lunch salad is too garlicky, intentionally so, therefore goes well with gum. That's my station in life now I have gum after lunch for health as well as public comfort reasons. What to do what to do.

Having said all of this garlic gums are probably literally the worst idea in the world. Wouldn't be surprised if someone had made it out the door though. The following world is full it stupid people with stupid ideas who get lucky and strike gold after all.

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