Here's how you can make a billion dollars!

Your character is pitching to investors on Shark Tank. What are they pitching? Are they successful or not? Why? 

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Okay Sharks, you know how every person you've ever talked to is always talking about starting a restaurant? Sometimes they will have had some sort of cooking experience, or experience with running a business, but quite often they'll have zero relevant skills or knowledge, zero experience, and absolutely no clue on how a restaurant works. Yet they're willing to sink in hundreds of thousands of dollars into their restaurant project. A statistic from New York City says 65% of newly opened restaurants don't survive a year. Extrapolating that to the entire country, and assuming opening up a new restaurant takes about 70K dollars in initial investment, which is on the lower end, we arrive at a potential market of FIFTY billion bucks of inexperienced restaurant investments that lose out every year. What if we could tap into that market and earn a profit from a tiny sliver of market by helping them be successful. I'm not looking at 50% market saturation, not even 10%, if we do what I'm proposing, a simple 5% market ownership of this very unexplored territory with a reasonable 20% profit will get us into a billionaire territory! That's right, and all we have to do is make sure people who want to open a restaurant understand they're going to make a terrible terrible decision, and help them save lots of money to use in other places, while generating us a decent profit. But we don't want to play the lame sue either, we will encourage visionaries who have good ideas and experience in implementation, provide them guidance and become partners in the business, taking their business high up in the sky while increasing the value of our limited original equity.

The business hasn't done anything ever, and honestly this is just an idea inside my head but it's a goddamn good idea if there was ever one, and you guys can't steal it now because it's legally mine. Since the potential market is billions of dollars, I'm valuating the business at only 100M dollars, plus 20% in recurring revenues annually. Now who wants to get a slice of this ever-increasing large pie? Do I hear any offers?

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