They won't be making this grocery list for long

•  Milk (the expensive kind please, the gallon cheap one smells)
• Eggs (don't like the taste of the eggs you buy, if you don't like the organic free-range ones, can you get a dozen for me individually?)
• Butter (goat one, it's right on aisle, made in Maine I think. Get yourself the store brand if you find it smelly)
• Banana (the tiny asian ones that smell like flowers, okay? Not those ratchet black ones)
• Chocolate (dark, single origin ones right next to the counter, the bars are smaller than the store-brand milk chocolates you get)
• strawberry, raspberry, kiwi, mulberries (yes I want all the berries, they're a part of my diet thing I told you about but you were distracted)
• scented candles (yankee candles only, beewax based, they're expensive but healthier)
• burrata (no, getting cheap mozzarella and stuffing it with cream cheese is not the same)
• black tea (the premium loose-leaf ones)
• yam chips with egg yolks (you know you've seen one cos' they're like $20 a packet, they're so good)
• that japanese drink we saw at the store, strawberry flavored preferably
• 100% mango juice
  
• tampons
• pads
• facemask
• paddle
• lettuce (organic)
  
•  pain cream
• antifungal cream
• nappies
• get whtaever else you want for yourelf