- When death wants to get you, it'll really really get you, anyhow, including in the form of a puddle of water that will literally follow you like a dangerous hound, waiting to get under your feet and trip you up so you (eventually) end up hanging yourself on a guitar wire or something, yeah while sshh.
- Never, ever give up running away from death, specially if you know if you've just escaped it, because you might think ahaah! i made it! after the first movie oh but it'll just get to you between the first movie and the second, and your death won't even be televised.
- If some fucker claims the plane is gonna blow up, DO NOT let them off the plane, FORCE them to be ON the plane and go down with it, or help save everybody else.
- Horny teenagers will never ever ever learn anything, despite being genre-aware, in full knowledge of the fact that they're in a horror-thriller, and they'd probably increase their chances significantly if they did some things. But then it turns out even a forest hideout is not a safe enough place from Death (Tm) so yeah, who even knows
. - If you're the FBI, and you find a little fucker who is so clearly seeing the future and predicting people's death, don't let them go easy and make sure to at least use their skills for national security purposes. Did you never see Men Who Stare at Goats?
Five lessons that can be learned from the Final Destination movies
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