It's early September by the time I write this, and there's heavy rains happening in the deserts of Nevada, near Reno where the stupid moronic burning man festival is happening. Nobody appears to be prepared for it despite being warned of the possibility. So here's seven reasons why the rain was indeed a blessing from the gods.
- I mean, could there BE a clearer message from the gods than this to let us know that we shouldn't be 'burning' whatever the heck we're obliterating during the festival. The gods want us to. stop.
- People attending it will get to experience 'suffering' and 'inconvenience' possibly for the first time in their lives.
- Great chance for weirdos do get naked and dance in the dirt, as they have reportedly been doing anyways.
- The toilets haven't been cleaned in 24 hours, and are unlikely to be, anytime soon, which means maybe one day the poopies of the poopies of humanity will fertilize and green the desert.
- Nobody wants to hear about how life changing and awe-inspiring and incredible that fucking moronic festival was, and hopefully that gives some semblance of a 'reality' to the attendees.
- Local bars and restaurants and hotels benefit because most people will likely miss the flights they meant to take back home and will have to extend their trips in nearby towns by a couple of days at least.
- It's just so freakin' funny, I'm having such a good time already!
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