- Bulk up. Really, this should be quite obvious. The bulking up is to be done BEFORE the challenge and not after, and it's rather silly when the news of your challenge gets out but everybody knows you're a middle-aged loser with a mid-life crisis and scores of children who hate your guts, and he...at least has a loving caring family, and has trained in mixed martial art.
- Again, make sure your challengee is not trained in any sort of mixed martial arts, or any other fighting art that could give him over your 'dad strength'. Actually scratch that, it's not like you spent any time rearing your children anyway, so you'd need them to be frailer than a frail, weak in body and in mind aging middle-aged man who can never ever be happy.
- Make sure you have most of the supporters, cheering on for you.
- And if they're cheering for you, make sure they're cheering for you to win, and not egging you to the fight so you get beat up, or worse...
- If you want to save some face, don't get your mommy involved and pretend oopsss you couldn't do it because mommie said you couldn't.
- A doctor's note, or appointment, that comes up at the very last moment, after everybody's excited to see your sorry skinny ass beat up is rather boring and will reflect poorly on you. Avoid doing it.
- Avoid calling your challenger a chicken AFTER you've pretended to have a medical issue, oopsie, totally forgot about that hehehe earlier.
Seven things to do before challenging your nemesis to a battle
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