Ten unusual things you can do with the new vehicle the great scientist-emperor dreamt of and we're most certainly building

1.  Slice, dice and julienne pedestrians, with our our sharp, sharp corners, designed specifically to penetrate the human body, bones and skin and all.
   
   
2. How 'bout this, you'll be able to stick magnets to it, just like a fridge! A freakin' magnet, can you imagine! You'll finally be able to share li'l Bobby's arts and crafts and other nonsense with the rest of the world, from the comforts of your very own truck!
   
   
3. You could melt it down, with all that steel could make a couple of pots and pans at least for when there's another pandemic or a nuclear fallout.
   
   
4. Mad max fury road, with all the parts separating at high speed, need we say more?
   
   
5. A very slow moving electric pope-mobile, so none of our claims are actually tested.
   
   
6. Testing your bullets?
   
   
7. Temple for celebrating Professor X's genius!
   
   
8. A heavy, dumb, bollard
   
   
9. "Send it to the frikkin' Moooon"
   
   
10. A submarine, a regular one mind you.