Q: Will it turn lead into gold?
A: Quite possibly! While we can't guarantee your investment will give you the opportunity to transform lead metal into gold, we have successfully done some test experiments where we have observed some conversion of base metals into precious ones. There has been no academic history of that happening elsewhere at any point, and the results are yet to be replicated, but we have full faith in the skills and knowledge of our engineers. However, none of this is an investment advice!
Q: What exactly is the final product you're intending to sell?
A: What we're intending to sell is not a single product, but a platform that can empower our customers and scientists to create and sell the products that are created. Consider it a marketplace of genius and innovation. So say, for example, if somebody finds out the secret to alchemy, we wouldn't be selling just gold, but be a gold for thus-created market for gold, getting a small percentage of commission on every sale. So yes, we're intending to be around for the long haul, making small bets over a large space, and eventually becoming very successful. We don't want to be overnight one-hit wonders!
Q: When will this be profitable by?
A: This is not financial advice, and we are legally not allowed to sell you this as a financial product or investment unless you are an accredited investor. In addition, the timeline of our profitability is not clear and we are legally required to tell you it's a real possibility we will never ever make any money, but where have you heard that before, from Steve Jobs, are we right? With that in mind, we do believe your investment in us, not for the financial rewards but for the sake of technology is going to be worthy, for the feeling of satisfaction, and the fact that you got to be a part of this exciting time in scientific history.
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