Frequently asked questions about the Earthquake you just felt in Seattle

Q: Was it a real earthquake or one caused my Taylor Swift Concert?
A: If there was a taylor swift concert happening, probably the concert for all we know!

Q: Was it a real concert or caused my Ed Sheeran Concert?
A: If the concert also had like five more surprise guests, we're going to guess it was the concert, and not a real earthquake.

Q: I felt the ground shake yesterday, and a loud rumbling sound. Could it have been an earthquake?
A: Probably the Blue Angels doing their practice run, to be honest, nothing to be worried about.

Q: The ground shook in an excited pattern earlier today, was that an earthquake?
A: Nah, there was a game going on in the Lumen field, don't worry about it!

Q: This morning I felt my bed move slightly, but I thought that was probably my roommate and his girlfriend fucking, but then I realized I don't live with roommates anymore, so is it possible that my neighbors were aggressively having sex?
A: Nah, that was an actual earthquake for a change. A tiny one, nothing to worry about, go back to sleep ya dork!

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