Top 8 ways to have the King of your land fulfil your every desire

Inspired by Doniger's commentary on how brutal and cynical the worldview of Kautilya's Arthashastra is.

1. Pretend to be his trusted advisor, and feed him information that would work towards your benefit.
   
   
2. Sleep with the King's trusted advisor's wife, and convince her to get him to have the King fulfill your wishes.
   
   
3. Sleep with the advisor from above and get him to get the King do those things that you want.
   
   
4. Poison the King, have your trusted person replace him, and control that moron like a marionette.
   
   
5. Kidnap the king, hold him from ransom, and make the palace do things according to your wishes.
   
   
6. Use special wishes using these special kits that you can buy in our etsy store, the spells are in a separate book that you can buy right now for only 39.99!
   
   
7. Seduce him and withhold sex unless he does as you want, much like Michael Scott.
   
   
8. Hypnosis. They say it doesn't work, but that's only cos they've never put effort into REALLY trying it.