An eventful night

I'm doing writing 'workshops' with friends, started today. For our first day, we did a writing exercise where each of us wrote a sentence or two, and let the other continue, and so on. It was SK and my first writing experiment. Here's the story. I like it. So many threads to explore! SK says she knows some elements of the story have happened to people she knows, so this is based on real-life events. Co-authorship credit to SK.

Write a scene or story that includes a character either taking a dare, or revealing a secret about themselves. Use the simplest sentences and structures you can.

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Ram was playing truth and dare with his friends. Ram chose truth when it was his turn. Ram, who do you like the most in this group, asked Sita. Ram looked to his left and slowly pointed to Lakshman. The group hollered, and Lakshman blushed. Sita then said, “no, I meant a girl. Who is your favorite girl?” Wow Sita are you being homophobic, are you saying Ram can’t like a man, Shyam said. Sita looked at Shyam mortified and said, it wasn’t about homophobia, rather the fact that Ram choosing brother was not valid. “Wait, Laxman is your bro? I thought you guys were fuckin’, dawg,” Harry said. “Naw bro, he’s my brother from another mother,” Ram said, now as horrified as Sita. “I do not condone incest”, he added. Awkward silence. Urmila cleared her throat and said, “okay guys let's move on, haha there’s one question and he answered already move on”.

“Thanks,” Ram said, grateful that Urmila was helping the group move forward from the uncomfortable situation. They spun the bottle again, and what happened next will shock you! The bottle pointed at Urmila, who picked dare. There was silence in the group. Urmila was the person who wouldn’t back down from any task, no matter what so you couldn’t make her lose and get her to chug her drink, which was the punishment for failing a dare. Sita knew that this was an opportune moment. She was going to make her do something scandalous.

“Make her go lesb,” said Gita, giggling. The guys hollered and the girls had their mouth open in shock. Sita then smirked. “Kiss me”, she said, looking at Urmila. “Wait wait, we have to make a rule about how long it’ll last, it can’t just be a light peck on the chin,” Hari said. Urmila gasped in horror. “No way!” she screamed. But before she knew it, Sita was already getting closer to her. Urmila saw Sita’s large black eyes getting close to her, her hair that smelled like flowers, like the flowers on the google docs. She lost her breath, she couldn’t think straight (pun totally intended). She took one long breath. And to everyone’s surprise, got up, just as Sita was abou t to kiss her and headed straight (no pun intended) to Ram. Before Ram had a moment to think about it, she kissed him for 42 seconds. Ram, is that your phone in your pocket or you really happy to play this game, she asked him loudly at the end of those 42 seconds, winking at him. Sita was seething with rage at this point. “He’s mine!” she screamed.

What Urmila didn't know was Sita was a secret chemist with a serial-killer level of knowledge of toxins and poisons. Hari and Gita gasped and held their breaths, expecting the worst. Lakshman looked slightly jealous and uncomfortable as he was hoping to marry Urmila. “There’s love for everyone babe,” Urmila said, as she pushed Sita slightly and hardcore made out with her. Sita had to come back gasping for air, because their kiss was so intense and passionate. “Happy?” Urmila said. Lakshman was even more horrified at this, and even more jealous. He dashed straight to Urmila, and kissed her as well. “What the fuck you creep,” Urmila said, andpunched him on the nose. “Ow, ow ow,” Laxman said cupping his groin as unknown to everyone else she had also kicked him hard at his junk. “What the fuck bro, I was gonna ask your dad for your hang in marriage, and now you punch me?” “Yes, because I don’t like you. I will either marry Ram, or spend the rest of my life with my sister, and by sister I  mean sister from another mother,  Sita,” Urmila retorted. Ram ran away as he could not handle the stress. Gita and Hari had already slowly walked away and left a few minutes prior as they predicted how ugly it was going to get. Sita got turned on by how much passion Urmila had for her, and they were like totally making out and kissing all night long in the dorm living room. Finally, in the end, Lakshman, Sita and Urmila ended up having a threesome. Urmila was open to this arrangement. Unfortunately for him, they weren’t too eager to include him in their activities, and he ended up as an audience in their passionate physical love affair, sadly trying to masturbate himself in the corner of the room but failing to do so. Urmila and Sita suddenly realized Lakshman was in the room as well, and noticed him trying to jerk off. “LOL What the ef?” Sita said and laughed. Then she turned back to Urmila and continued making out.

Anyway, the night ended okay for most of the people, except for poor Ram who was so mortified after this experience that he had to go into the forest for 14 years. Today we celebrate Diwali in honor of Ram returning after 14 years with a regained confidence in humanity. Upon his return, he did notice that Urmila and Sita were still together, while Lakshman was bald and had a beer belly.

Most people lived happily ever after, except for the creeps.

The end.