The seven kind of people you'll meet at a chill club in Seattle

This is supposed to be funny and random, but there's an embarrassing amount of truth in it.

1. The friendsssss: a group of friendsss who form a large circle, and never ever ever break it, even if it's disrupting everybody else in the room.
   
   
2. The kinksters have a normal day out. People dressed in leather, tags, leash, and other wild things such as only fishnets who're just dancing and having fun, like everybody else, regardless of what they've got on their body.
   
   
3. The drugomaniacs: staring deeply into the void and moving their arms and legs robotically, unconcerned with anything else that's happening in the room.
   
   
4. The hornies: there as guests, who're looking to find somebody nice, and they're sweating and getting impatient, because they're not aware that people are here to dance.
   
   
5. The normalos: who just jump around, dance, drink, dance jump around yadda yadda yadda yadda.
   
   
6. Old people reliving their youth.
   
   
7. People who have no clue why they're their, but their friends dragged them along and now they're there but this is not their scene and would maybe be doing something more chill but ugggh.