Frequently asked questions about Taylor Swift and the status of the economy

Q: What's happening again?
A: You'll be glad to hear that the planned recession in the United States has been postponed indefinitely thanks to the economic performer of the popular singer Taylor Swift. Her contribution to the economy has increased the GDP of the country by 3% this quarters!

Q: I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift, why should I care?
A: Great question! Are you a fan of having food on the table, or not losing your job? Are you a fan of living in a wealthy prosperous generally peaceful society? IF so, you have automatically become a fan of Taylor Swift because her contributions have led to greater productivity, greater grown, and greater social stability, peace and tranquility in this country.

Q: No really, is Taylor Swift's contribution to the economy a joke of a meme or is it for real?
A: NO for real, her concerns and shows have elevated thee economy of every place she has performed, her film releases of her tour movie have broken boxoffice records. There is nothing you can do but to submit her suave and success!

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