Q: What exactly does he want out of us?
A: He wants you to eat bitter! Face the harsh winds of adverse circumstances! Suffer for the nation, to build your character, and for your emotional growth! Stop slacking off, start working your butt off, as if your tail's on fire!
Q: But did he not tell us just three years ago to enjoy the fruits of our labor?
A: Yes, yes he did, but that was when there were fruits of labor to go around, that revealed that the youth of the nation were lazy and uncaring and not very committed, so now that he knows the whole lot of you better, he knows exactly what y'all need. You're not the fruit-eating sort, you deserve bitterness!
Q: But did he not bring the bitter situation, away from when things were working quite well?
A: Well...yes, but don't you go around blaming the Chairman, do you even know how much he has gone through, so much work and suffering, having to deal with the shit created by his two predecessors. So stop blaming and pointing fingers and get going with the eating of the bitters!
Q: What's the chairman's vision about the future and what we might have to do soon?
A: Well he sees you are working hard and fighting for the country, literally speaking, instead of sitting down on your big fat butt. We mean this literally too, like he needs you to get fighting national wars, die in the watery battlefields until the enemy's bullets run out. The only will you be able to give back to the motherland what you have consumed, you fools.
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