11Crap reasons I'll pretend are real on why I didn't write ANY fiction in 2021

1.  I had covid. Covid kills the creativity neurons int he human brains, scientists have shown.
   
   
2. I was stressed out and depressed with everything happening. But still wrote about everything. Besides fiction. Because it felt like losing oneself in the world of fiction wasn't a good way to deal with reality.
   
   
3. Seattle weather sucks, I wasn't inspired, it's not ideal for writing fiction.
   
   
4. I can write fiction only when I'm sitting on chairs and there were no proper sitting implements in my new apartment. And the one in Boston was broken.
   
   
5. The dog ate my fiction.
   
   
6. Fiction's a crappy genre, semi-autobiographical non-fiction is where the money's at, readers dig it.
   
   
7. I was too busy writing my autobiography.
   
   
8. Wrote too many fiction pieces in 2020 and ran out of ideas and creative juices.
   
   
9. Fiction sucks anyway, nobody reads it anymore.
   
   
10. Cos' I'm bad at it. Lol. As if I'm good at this. (explaining in case I take this one seriously)
    
    
11. Stomach disease.