The gnats are gnna be gnone

 The mosquito bits I got from Ace hardware were expensive, 14 fifty buckaroos. More than I was intending to spend on fungal care, I'll admit. In my defence the alternatives are limited, and nothing, literally has worked until this point. Now all I do is soak the little balls in water, and spread the water in the soil. Once every week, the bottle recommends, I might do it more often. Until they're gone, forever and ever. Not having to tell people I'm not really filthy, it's the annoying bugs that have harassed me from the soil and none of the solutions I have applied yet have worked, is going to be so worth it. It's going to destroy those lill buggers right in the larval stage. DIE MOFOS DIE