Q: Why are you not doing your world-famous wrestling with the other hated billionaire again?
A: Because of Doctor's orders. The doctor said there was something wrong with my back, and if I sparred with anybody, even if my win was 100% guaranteed, I could collapse my back and die.
Q: Is it because your competitor is an actual sportsman and a fighter and you're just a tubby middle-aged loser?
A: Not at all! It's actually the opposite! If I could get my hands on that econd-hand beta, I would absolutely punch his brains out and he wouldn't even know what him. The real reason, as I've explaiend before is my health reasons that my doctor has already shared about with the media, under my guidance, despite it breaking all the HIPAA regulations. I was happy despite being on the run from HIPAA law because I want to show the world I much I'm into it but unable because I would literally die if fought, so.
Q: What about your mother telling the public you wouldn't fight in public, and it was a silly idea?
A: Well she's just being stupid okaaay I didn't ask her to do it, and my doctor's note has nothing to do with it, I'm quite offended you're even bringing this up, this is ridiculous, I want to do it. You're not making any sense man, and who even let you in the building, just insane, I'll never answer any of your questions again, so go away, alright!?!
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